i think my game might be breaking a little bit
apparently it was some sort of charity thing but the fact remains that it costs a buck sixty for ryo hazuki, three dollars for metal sonic and a new racetrack, and five dollars to race as some bucktoothed neckbeard in what I can only assume is a corgi car
Wasn’t Yogscast the group that basically scammed a bunch of people to make a vanity-project adventure game that never got made despite something like $900k going into it?
Who the fuck are Yogscast anyway, and why do people care so much about them?
yeah there was a thing just recently about how their big kickstarter game that was going to be all things to all players basically fell apart completely and instead of refunds they’re offering people some OTHER game even though kickstarter says you have to either deliver your product or refund people
also iirc their initial claim to fame was helping bring minecraft into view as A Thing years ago, I have no clue what they’ve done since then
u got a dog in yr space ninja game, but is it a space ninja dog? it just looks like a mutant batmonkey dog
Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told Madonna, one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to go and f*** herself, the local media are reporting exclusively.
“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.
In further discussions with journalists from the media, the kid stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”
“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.
The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.
“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.
THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE
dakarai’s 15 now? wasnt he 7 or something the last time this was being passed around